Thomas' P.O.V
It's been a few days since Virgil showed Joan his magic and they're still talking about it.
"Yes, I know how amazing it is and yes I'm aware he's stronger than the other's. I'll talk with you later, okay?" I say on the phone.
We each say our goodbyes and I summon two of the sides; Roman and Logan.
"I'm going to take a break from the Dark Side of Disney video because I have to announce something and you two are going to love it. Okay you can go back," I say and they ask what it is. Hehehe. Once they sink down I turn on the camera and say my intro, "What is up everybody?"
T: Okay for anybody who is new out there on this channel, we have a pretty special relationship with a certain jelly brand... (insert flashback) Well, today, uh, I have a special announcement, and this is absolutely a hundred percent true. That's right. We have actually, officially... partnered with Crofter's.
L: What?! (he says popping up)
T: Right?
R: Oh my, gosh peck. Yes! (he says popping up almost right after)
T: Right? When I first heard about it my mouth was, like, ajar!
R: I propose, that we compose, A BALLAD to celebrate the occasion!
L: I-I, hm, I can barely breathe.
T: Now guys, easy, I know you two must be excited, but I don't think I can handle a musical Sanders Sides RIGHT AFTER the last video... I wouldn't wanna SPREAD MYSELF TO THIN! Right? Like you spread jelly?
R: Now Thomas I do appreciate the play on words, truly I do. But do not fear. It's SMEAR-ly a little jingle.
T: Oh, you tricky minx!
L: Roman, I love Crofter's, but the idea of a musical ditty dedicated entirely to a partnership with them... IS AN IDEA I LOVE POSSIBLY EVEN MORE! (he shouts almost falling over)
R: (takes a deep breath before quietly saying) Yay!
T: Hit it! (I say pointing at him)
R: (singing) It's hard to stay informed these days with news so intense. We're bombarded with grim black currant events. I should drop this whole serious song pretense, 'cause this song is not about all that.
T: (singing) We made a partnership with Crofter's! We heard a roar across the border that we think came from their bear. We believe it meant to extend us an offer...
R: (singing) ...for which I plan to make a jam that's just as tasty as theirs!
L: (speaking) So let me get this straight...
R: (speaking) Good luck with that!
L: (speaking) There was no email exchange between our team and the people with Crofter's Organic?
T: (speaking) No.
L: (speaking) A roar, as you described it, was heard and interpreted as a partnership offer that is believed to have been made by Crofter's bear mascot all the way from Ontario, Canada?
T: (speaking) Sure!
L: (speaking) That makes perfect sense! (singing) Dreams come true, that's news to me. How wild... blueberry. Who knew that our buffoonery would bear fruit so divine? Even (riffing) I... I don't have the vocabulary to describe what I'm, feeling inside. But for me it's very unordinary. The first time you bought a jar, I remember the day. In a local health foods grocery.
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Seeking Control: A Sanders Sides Tale
FanfictionVirgil has secrets. His magic, his past and his love for Princey. He can't control his magic, hides his past and loves from afar. Dee wants to take control. He wants control of Thomas, he wants the light sides dead and he wants Virgil to help him do...
