unpolished [lams]

Morning Quickie

2nd request by: xXHufflepuff64Xx

Domestic AU

READ THE FINAL AUTHOR'S NOTE.

Please enjoy ❤

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No better feeling than to have 8 straight hours of good sleep. Waking up to take a long relieving shower and having a delicious breakfast in silence and peace while you read the newspaper and feel your cat purring in your lap.

Well, John and Alex knew none of  that for a long time ago now.

"Daddy! Papa!" A little voice called out, bouncing over the bed.

Alex groaned. "What is it?"

"Papa! Daddy! Wake up! Wake up!" A different voice called this time.

John sat and stretched, running his hands over his face. "Fran? Pip? There's no school today..." He said, his voice raspy and low.

"Go back to sleep, kids." Alex mumbled, his face buried on John's side.

"But Daddy!" Philip whined. "You said we were going for ice cream today!"

"Did we?" John yawned, smiling slightly.

"Yeah, you did!" Frances nodded, getting over Alex's legs.

"Ow! Princess, you're hurting Daddy!" He cried.

The girl widened her eyes with fright. "Sorry Daddy, are you alright?" She asked innocently.

Alex turned around and mimicked John's position. "I'm good." He nodded.

"So, are we going for ice cream or not?" The boy crossed his arms.

"Did you guys even have breakfast yet?" John lifted an eyebrow, throwing his arm over Alex's shoulder.

The kids looked at each other and shook their heads.

"So? How are you asking for ice cream if you haven't had breakfast?" Alex's tone was sleepy and slow.

"We want ice cream for breakfast." Frances said firmly.

"Well young lady, I cannot tell you the amount of reasons of why that isn't possible."

John chuckled. "Daddy's right, you can't have ice cream for breakfast."

"Why not?!" Philip shrieked. "Contains milk and grains and  fruit and vegetables and candy and chocolate. That's healthy isn't it?"

John and Alex chuckled. The last one shook his head.

"No Pip, is not healthy to eat candy or chocolate so early in the morning."

"Yeah, but you don't know that cause you are dumb!" Frances stuck his tongue out at her brother.

"Hey! That's not nice." John pointed out.

"Well, you're dumber!" Philip said in a mocking tone.

"Philip!" Alex called.

"I'm the oldest, I'm definitely smarter than you." The girl sassed.

"You're only older by 6 hours." The boy rolled his eyes.

"Hey, you two, stop!" Alex demanded.

"Still older." Frances mocked.

"Kay, no ice cream." John chuckled and laid in bed again. So did Alex.

"But—!"

"Nope."

"Daddy?"

"Who?"

"Papa?"

"I said no. "

Both kids sighed and got off the bed. And made a walk of shame to the bedroom's door.

"We're sorry." Frances started.

"Yeah, sorry is not taking my sleep back or your chance to go get ice cream." Alex said, his head snuggled on John's neck.

"But we really are." Pip said.

"We'll see what happens. Now, go back to sleep, it's too early." The freckled man commanded.

The 9 year olds nodded almost in sync and got out of the place, closing the door.

"We'll see what happens? You already know what's gonna happen, you're gonna let that female version of you seduce you with kisses and giggles." Alex laughed, hugging John closer.

"Well, that smaller version of you that we call our son is going to get ice cream only by making those puppy eyes that always get to you, so, shut up, babe." John's lips pressed against his forehead. "Now go back to sleep."

"Is that an order, Papa?" Alex snickered.

John smirked. "You want Papa to become Daddy and start giving you real orders?" He lifted an eyebrow. Alex giggled.

Even without the 8 hours of sleep, or the shower, or the cat, their mornings were still wonderful.

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No, Alex is not Trans; They used insemination in two different women, one each at the same time cause they wanted like some sort of non-identical twins, and...

You know what? Just bye.