Not a Cullen

Come at me, bro

"There's a rumor going on about an uprising.  A witch is thought to be the cause of it. It's being said that they're planning to wipe out all vampires, both traditional and cold ones. They're thought to be bringing in other werewolves and witches to accomplish this." The three of us exchanged a look at his words. It had to be Esther. God dammit!! 

"What proof is there that this isn't just words?" Rebekah demanded.

"There has been groups of our kind disappearing in America. Large covens just falling off the map. There have been instances in Europe where there have been witch attacks. It has been growing more and more in the past month."

"Mother sure has gotten busy." Kol muttered to Rebekah who sighed in exasperation. The cold one looked at them in confusion.

"Well we gotten what we wanted. And I still want ice cream. Or a root beer float. I haven't decided yet. Can we please just end this?" I pleaded. The cold one's eyes widened as he caught my implication.

"Wait, you said you'll let me go!"

"Did I? Well I can't exactly make promises for my friends here. But don't worry, we'll take care of your problem and you get to see Demetri soon! See, I kept most of my side of the agreement!" I said cheerfully. He tried to argue but Rebekah got bored and tore him apart. We put the limbs into a nearby dumpster and Kol lit it on fire and we rushed away from the scene.

"Not exactly how I planned my day out but that was fun! Now to the Grill?" I asked, linking my arms with the two Originals.

"Sure. I saw the doppelwrench walk in before we got distracted." Rebekah's face lit up at her brothers words and she walked a bit faster to the bar. I laughed at her eagerness as Kol just smirked. Rebekah unlinked our arms to open the doors. We walked in with her in the lead and Kol had his arm wrapped around my shoulders. I smirked at the image we made as we walked in. My self esteem is now improving as eyes were put upon us and it felt great! Elena glared at us when she noticed our sudden appearance. Kol wiggled his fingers at her as we walked past her and her friends to the nearest empty table. 

"No direct confrontation right away?"

"Not yet. I want to make her sweat first." She said sweetly as she waved over a waiter. We ordered our sides and I finally decided what I wanted was a root beer and pretended to ignore the group side eyeing us. I got to listen in to the various conversations around us and gave commentary on it to the siblings. I could tell that the Scooby group were getting more and more discomforted by our presence. I caught Bonnie's eye and gave her a wink before jumping back into my teasing of Kol. Finally, Rebekah decided she had enough and stood up and started her way over. I rolled my eyes( in a fond way though!) and followed her, still sipping on my float. Kol brought up the back and crossed his arms, leaning on their booth with a broad smile.

"Hello Elena. Anything of interest you want to say to us? Because those were some nasty looks you gave to us three for just having a nice family outing." Rebekah greeted, putting her hands on her hips. I smirked and took another sip.

"Aren't you supposed to be hunting your mom down?" Caroline cut in.

"Nah, that's more of Elijah's and Klaus's job. Our job is to watch this miscreant." Kol cut in, jabbing a thumb at me. I flipped him off and he just smirked at my annoyance.

"I mean, I would go to Damon and Stefan's to hang out but there is the downside of you." I shrugged at Elena. She glared at me heatedly but bit her tongue. I frowned slightly, there should've been a bigger reaction than that. "They've been asking me to come over. I might go tonight, Damon promised to make pasta for dinner. You have not lived to you had actual Italians making pasta. Stefan took me to cooking lessons in Italy for my birthday before and it was amazing. Great bonding activity."

"Yeah, you guys have really been the epitome of the perfect sibling relationship." She snipped. I shrugged.

"We had our moments. Everything can't be rainbows and sunshine. This is reality." I said in a obvious tone. "Like how you're not the epitome of a perfect relationship. Flip flopping between one brother to another. No bueno." Elena slapped her hands on the table and stood up with an angry look on her face. I raised an eyebrow and bit back a smirk. 

"You don't know what you're talking about! You only just started talking to them, what like a week ago? You don't know anything about my relationship and I am really getting sick of you bringing it up like it's something to hold against me. You don't know me!" She hissed. I laughed at her reaction.

"I know that the divide between my brothers has gotten deeper since they met you. I was so close to having them be normal till Stefan decided to head back to Virginia and saw you. All that work over the years, just down the drain. I know you somehow manipulated them into trying to kill me. Trust me, that's not all forgiven either. I know everyone falls all over your martyr complex and turns them into a martyr for your cause. How many times have your friends died or very nearly to help you?" I questioned. Her face showed her hatred from me and it was obvious as her hand suddenly swung towards my face. I raised an eyebrow as I saw her hand but it suddenly halted as someone grabbed her wrist but it soon dropped into dismay as I saw the face of my boyfriend standing there with an hostile look on his face.

"Klaus! You're back!" He gave me an annoyed look and threw Elena's arm back. Oh, I am so in trouble.

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So i tried to kill myself, didn't work obviously, I'm going to therapy so it's fine. I'm supposed to do things that made me happy before so here we are! Enjoy! Btw I'm not just throwing it out all casual for no reason, it's just so you guys know that I just wasn't in the right mindset to write for like half a year. Sorry guys.

*also this story has gotten over a million views??? WHAT????