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Belle~
Sung By....There's like a million voices going on at once so you'll see!
(Are we gonna deal with Yukari being called Belle? Oh, yes)

Yukari: Little town, it's a quiet village. Every day like the one before. Little town, full of little people. Waking up to say...

Haruka: Bonjour!

Mirai: Bonjour!

Tsubomi: Bonjour!

Love: Bonjour!

Nagisa: Bonjour!

Yukari: There goes the baker with his tray, like always. The same old bread and rolls to sell. Every morning just the same. Since the morning that we came. To this poor, provincial town.

Akane: Good Morning, Yukari!

Yukari: Good morning, Ms. Hino. Have you lost something again?

Akane: Well, I believe I have. Problem is, I've—I can't remember what. Oh well, I'm sure it'll come to me. Where are you off to?

Yukari: To return this book to Elisio. It's about two lovers in fair Verona.

Akane: Sounds boring.

Kotoha, Kurumi and Hikari: Look there she goes, that girl is strange, no question.

Wolfrun: Dazed and distracted, can't you tell?

Miki, Karen and Honoka: Never part of any crowd. 'Cause her head's up on some cloud.

Kotoha, Kurumi and Hikari: No denying she's a funny girl that Belle!

Minami: Bonjour! Good day! How is your family?

Kirara: Bonjour! Good day! How is your wife?

Towa: I need six eggs! That's too expensive!

Yukari: There must be more than this provincial life!

Elisio: Ahh, if it isn't the only bookworm in town! So, where did you run off to this week?

Yukari: Two cities in Northern Italy. I didn't want to come back. Have you got any new places to go?

Elisio: I'm afraid not... But you may re-read any of the old ones that you'd like.

Yukari: Your library makes our small corner of the world feel big.

Elisio: Bon voyage!

Hibiki, Kanade and Mana: Look there she goes, the girl is so peculiar.

Kanade: I wonder if she's feeling well.

Ellen, Rikka and Mai: With a dreamy, far-off look. And her nose stuck in a book.

All: What a puzzle to the rest of us is Belle!

Yukari: Oh, isn't this amazing? It's my favourite part because—you'll see... Here's where she meets Prince Charming! But she won't discover that it's him 'til Chapter Three!

Hime: Now it's no wonder that her name means "Beauty" Her looks have got no parallel.

Megumi, Iona and Yuko: But behind that fair facade. I'm afraid she's rather odd.

Hime: Very diff'rent from the rest of us.

Megumi, Iona and Yuko: She's nothing like the rest of us.

All: Yes, diff'rent from the rest of us is Belle!

Rio: Look at her, Ira—my future Wife. Yukari is the most beautiful girl in the village. That makes her the best.

Ira: But she's so... well-read! And you're so... athletically inclined.

Rio: Yes... But ever since the war, I've felt like I've been missing something. And she's the only girl that gives me that sense of—

Ira: Mmm... je ne sais quoi?

Rio: I don't know what that means.
Right from the moment when I met her, saw her. I said she's gorgeous and I fell. Here in town, there's only she. Who is beautiful as me! So I'm making plans to woo and marry Yukari...

Rio's Fan Girls: Look there he goes. Isn't he dreamy? Monsieur Rio. Oh, he's so cute! Be still, my heart.
I'm hardly breathing. He's such a tall, dark, strong and handsome brute!

Inori: Bonjour!

Rio: Pardon.

Yukari: Good day.

Ciel: Mais oui!

Erika: You call this bacon?

Tsubomi: What lovely flowers!

Setsuna: Some cheese.

Riko: Ten yards!

Nao: One pound.

Rio: Excuse me.

Saki: I'll get the knife.

Rio: Please let me through!

Honoka: This bread.

Ako: Those fish.

Yayoi: It's stale!

Itsuki: They smell!

Yuri: Madame's mistaken.

Urara: Well, maybe so.

Yukari: There must be more than this provincial life!

Rio: Just watch, I'm going to make Yukari my wife!

All: Look there she goes. That girl is strange but special. A most peculiar mademoiselle! It's a pity and a sin.
She doesn't quite fit in. 'Cause she really is a funny girl. A beauty but a funny girl. She really is a funny girl.
That Belle!

~The End~

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