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McDonalds Rap~ (I didn't make the rap :3)
Sung by Shirayuki Hime and Tategami Aoi

Hime and Aoi: *Walks inside McDonalds with shades on*

Everybody: *Looking at them*

Cashier:???

Aoi: Can I get two big macs? Two apple pies. Nah nah, actually.

Everybody: *Watching them*

Hime: Let me get two big macs, two apple pies, a little bit of sprite and a side of fries. Let me get a McDouble, let me get a McChicken, hot sauce make sure that stuffs kicking.

Aoi: I want a McRib before I go, let me get a hashbrown if it isn't lunch, if it is imma be McSad and upset. Let me get some nuggets too.

Hime: I want a Bundt cake and a parfait, two of them, I had a really hard day. Let me get a McCafe Latte and a couple large shamrockshakes. Powerade, Hi-C.

Aoi: Ranch snack wrap on the side please, let me get a burger with a slice of cheese, but no onions or pickles so hold that please, I want a McFlurry, two of those, one M&M, one Oreo, I want everything on the dollar menu and a burger with jalapenos.

Hime: Let me get a snack wrap for my bad-pap, better not tax that, add duck sauce, no flac, taking everything to go so pack that is a black bag, high-rez eating all the flap jacks. Did you get all that?

Everybody: *Claps*

Cashier: *Nods and gives them their food* It's free!

Hime and Aoi: Thanks! *Walks out of McDonalds*

~The End~

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