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Lens Crazy Sister Parody~
Erika's Crazy Sister~
By Kurumi Erika and Kurumi Hime (They're gonna be sisters in this)

Erika: So if you didn't know, I have a sister!

Hime: :)

Erika: She may look nice, but this is how I see her.

Hime: (`Д'*)

Erika: And oh, how I love her. I do! Yo sis, wash the dishes!

Hime: No! You wash them!

Erika: WASH THE FREAKIN DISHES!

Later~

Erika: *Washing the dishes* FUUUU-

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Erika: Ok, I was just joking. We don't get along that well. Because she's hot tempered and I'm annoying. Not a good combination. Yo sis, guess what.

Hime: What?

Erika: Nothing! Haha! Yo sis, guess what.

Hime: =_= What?

Erika: *Shoots a spit ball at her and laughs*

Hime: 💢

Erika: Yo sis, guess what.

Hime: WHAT?!

Erika: Woah...calm down you crazy b***h...

Hime: =_= *Grabs Erika's ear and pulls it*

Erika: *Screams while Hime is looking at her nails* OW! LET GO! OWWWW! LET GO! OWW! OWWWW! OWWW-

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Erika: Isn't it fun annoying your sister's?

Hime: *Talking on her phone* That's right, that's right. Oh, no, you hang up!

Erika: Hey sis!

Hime: Yes? What? I'm on the phone right now.

Erika: Why are you acting so weird and stuff? Talking to your girlfranddd?

Hime: *Eyes twitch*

Erika: Can I play on your X-Box?

Hime:... =_=

Erika: Can I have your chips? Can I try on your clothes? Huh? *Tries to open the bag of chips* Aww, it's too tight, I think I ripped it. Can I have one of your Dolly's? Yea? *Rips the bag of chips* O_O

Hime: *Eyes glowing white*

Erika: Does that mean I can have them all?

Hime: *Eyes twitch*

Erika: Uh..thanks for all the stuff sis. I'm going now.

Hime: *Grits her teeth* No worries sis...

Erika: Oh and sis. SHAVE THOSE ARMPITS OF YOURS! THEY'RE GETTING OUT OF CONTROL! THEY LOOK LIKE CHEWBACCA'S PUBES! HAHA! *Runs away*

Hime: I'll call you back later Megumi. *Eyes glow white* COME HERE YOU LITTLE F**K!

~The End~

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