Why Len Hates Rinto Parody~
Why Erika Hates Momoka (Let's just imagine Momoka being the same age as Erika, her being cousins and her being kinda annoying)
Erika: She's a psychotic driver
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Momoka: *Driving crazily*
Erika: AHHHHH!
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Erika: She's a sick pervert.
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Erika: *Taking a shower*
Momoka: *Watching her*
Erika: *Looks at Momoka* 0.-
Momoka: Do you need help?
Erika: *Closes the curtains*
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Erika: She threatens to kill me all the time.
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Erika: Lets get some chicken!
Momoka: If you get that f***ing chicken I will slit your throat.
Erika: O-O
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Erika: She attacked me for touching a spider.
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Erika: *Picks up a spider* Haha, stupid spider.
Momoka: STUPID WHAT?! THAT'S A FREAKIN ANIMAL DUDE! IT HAS FEELINGS!!! THAT'S A DAMN ANIMAL, IT HAS FEELINGS! *Attacking Erika*
Hime: ( OoO )
Momoka: IM A VEGETARIAN B***H!
Erika: Oh my god...leave me alone!
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Erika: And then she killed a caterpillar on the same day.
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Erika: Aww, its a caterpillar! Hey little guy.
Momoka: *Steps on the caterpillar*
Erika: Oh my god! I thought you cared!
Momoka: That was only for show! Cmon Idiot!
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Erika: She's a sore loser!
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Erika: *Beating Momoka in Mario Kart*
Momoka: *Glaring at her*
Erika: Haha, I won.
Momoka: AH! I SHOULD HAVE WON!!!! *Gets out a knife*
Erika: O_O
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Erika: She's freakin Incest.
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Erika: Why did you bring me here?
Momoka: 😈 *Starts dragging Erika away*
Erika: No, no, no! Noooo! Noooo! You're my cousin! Oh my god! Nooo! No! You're my cousin!
Momoka: 😈
Erika: Nooo! I was raped by my cousin! Nooo!
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Erika: She's so mean
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Erika: *Crying*
Momoka: Loser! "I was raped by my cousin!"
Erika: *Keeps on crying*
Momoka: You're pathetic.
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Erika: She held me hostage.
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Erika: *Crying*
Momoka: Shut the hell up!
Erika: *Violently shaking her head*
Momoka: I will punch you in your damn face!
Erika: *Crying*
Momoka: 😈 *Gets out a knife* Bye bye!
Erika: *Shaking her head violently* MMMMMM!
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Erika: She's the worst person I've ever met.
~The End~
