Freya Vs Ravenna Rap Battle Parody~ Aguri Vs Regina Rap Battle~ Sung by Madoka Aguri and Regina~
Aguri: Mirror, mirror, on the wall. Who is the most powerful of them all?
Ciel: Two formidable sisters in a lyrical bout? Interesting. Let's find out. Aguri! Versus! Regina! Let the rap battle begin!
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Aguri: Look, it's my psychopath sister who abandoned her sanity. Slept her way to the top, absorbing power from vanity. Hide yo' kids and hide yo' wives, my kin is creepin' nearer. Like MJ she's talking with the man in the mirror. You think you're so slick but let me be Blunt. While you whisper in the shadows I just take what I want. My forces conquer kingdoms - it's my law they instill. Love is forbidden, even Netflix and chill.
Regina: Did you say something? Because it sounds like you're riled. I guess you're still bitter from the loss of your child. While you outlaw affection, check the reflection. I'm practically invincible since my resurrection. I'm a sucker for beauty, leaving permanent scars. You're the second-place silver, I drop solid gold bars. I made you from nothing, now you make me embarrassed. You think that's not fair, but we know I'm the fairest!
Aguri: You're a monster inside while I'm wittier and grittier. This battle is a cold war who cares who's prettier? Once you feel my frost bite, then you'll put up no fight. We remember that Regina.
Cure White: Lost to frickin' Cure White!
Aguri: I'll freeze you freakin' solid and shatter your remains. Your crazy don't faze me, I've got ice in my veins. I'm the mistress of cold, I've got that climate controlled. I can break her cause she's faker than a ton of fool's gold. I'm faster, cooler, calmer and I'm twice as nice, maybe. You'll get that cold shoulder from this ice ice baby. So fresh and so clean, I'll put an end to your scheme. The winner is the winter and you'll scream for this Ice Queen!
Regina: You keep coming back for more like a cold sore. Always nipping at my heels, quoth Regina, Nevermore! My beauty bewitches and no king is immune. He falls for me, we marry, and he dies on the honeymoon. Brutal beauty with brawn and when my body's gone. My power lives forever in this phat brass gong. We share the same bloodline but you're half as strong. You're like the live-action version of Elsa minus the badass song! So let's stop this charade and end this whole ice capade.The weakness in your heart's the reason you were betrayed. Best sorceress since Circe - you're just a beginner. Pathetic, beg for mercy, bow down to Regina!
Joe: Ya' start the fight without me? My presence is vital.
Marie: Maybe they forgot you?
Joe: But my name's in the title!
Regina: Wow, Hersworth and Hemsworth, your two favorite huntsmen.
Aguri: That bow-toting traitor brought her wack axe husband.
Marie: Well, I never, miss!
Joe: Though now she's my missus. The good queen? Please, you're as bad as your sis is.
Marie: You raised a child slave army!
Joe: You've got no room to judge.
Marie: Let it go.
Joe: Chill out, free your heart from this grudge.
Marie: You kill all that oppose you without thinking twice.
Joe: And you cannot solve your problems making walls of Ice.
Aguri: =_= *Makes a wall of ice*
Marie:....What now?
Aguri: That's enough, children, this is a family matter. And I will be the champ for the rhymes I'm slinging at 'er. Is that envy I detect when you're dissin' my name? Don't hate the Aguri, hate the game.
Regina: You were a lowly little pawn so check this switch up. I'm the reason you're a queen - don't make me smack a bishop. I start this and I end this, I'm the prequel and the sequel. You can't have the final word cause I've got no equal!
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