Jay: How the f**k did he see me?! He's a god damn wizard Harry!
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Jay: Spank the eggs, cmon spank the eggs.
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Jay: Who are you? The father, the son and the Holy Spirit? Amen.
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Jay: The frame rate is up the a**!
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Game: That is a stupid decision.
Jay: You're a stupid decision!
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Jay: I am so f'ed in my own a...
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Jay: Cmon Jay! GO FASTER YOU DRUNK S**T!
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Jay: Do you know what's bad about us talking so much!
Gloom/Kassie: You can't here s**t?
Jay: Yea, I can't hear s**t.
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"F*ckThat.Com"
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Jay: It sounds like somebody is dragging their D across the floor.
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Jay: We're taking the helicopter and flying the f**k outta here.
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Jay: I haven't screamed that much since I was a little girl.
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The Game/Harry: Is it true? Sophie is really in the house?
Jay: YES B***H HELP ME!
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Jay: Well, I don't remember the guy saying "Bla bla bla" but you know what we're gonna do to Midori? We're gonna take this knifu and go "BA BA BA BA B***H!" (#TooHyped)
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Jay: What's your name by the way?
Turtle: Mah name, my name is murtle, murtle the turtle.
Jay: *Stops the music* Really? Your names murtle the turtle?
Turtle: No my name is not some corny a** murtle the turtle. I'm not ready to share that personal information with you yet. Alright? For right now you just call me turtle, ya got that?
Jay: Alright, alright, calm down man. Chill out.
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Jay: *Reading the sign* Hiya Senpai Razz I rly Want ur booty mm Dat A**
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Jay: *Sees a note on the wall that says "Remember to call Jay!"*: And it's not even an Easter egg, the nurse really needs to call me for a prescription, for dat a**.
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Jay: OH HELL NO! ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! F**K BOY SENPAI ON THIS TINY A** BED WITH THE NURSE'S A** HANGING OFF!
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Game: Greetings.
Jay: *Presses join Club*
Game: You are already in a club.
Jay: Well f**k you then.
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Jay: I was screaming like a little h**
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Jay: 2 kids are doing that!? They got more balls than I do!
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