Nonsense 148!

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Honor To Us All~
Sung By Kirahoshi Ciel and Tategami Aoi ft. Kotozume Yukari, Usami Ichika and Arisugawa Himari~

Ciel: This is what you give me to work with? Well, honey, I've seen worse. We're going to turn this sow's ear, into a silk purse. *Drags Aoi into the bathtub*

Aoi: *Talking* It's freezing!

Yukari: It would have been warm if you were here on time.

Ciel: We'll have you washed and dried. Primped and Polished Till you glow with pride.
Trust me recipe for instant bride. You'll bring honor to us all!

Yukari: *Looks at Aoi's arm* Aoi, what's this?

Aoi: Uh...notes in case I forget something.

Ciel: Hold this. We'll need more luck than I thought.

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Ichika: *Doing Aoi's hair* Wait and see. When we're through. Boys will gladly go to war for you. With good fortune. And a great hairdo. You'll bring honor to us all.

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Ichika and Himari: A girl can bring her family. Great honor in one way. By striking a good match.
And this could be the day.

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Ichika and Himari: *Decorating Aoi's dress* Men want girls with good taste. Calm. Obedient. Who work fast-paced. With good breeding. And a tiny waist. You'll bring honor to us all!

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Ichika, Himari and Yukari: We all must serve our Emperor. Who guards us from the Huns. A man by bearing arms. A girl by bearing sons.

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Himari: *Doing Aoi's makeup* When we're through, You can't fail. Like a lotus blossom. Soft and pale. How could any fellow. Say "no sale" You'll bring honor to us all!

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Yukari: There, you're ready.

Ciel: Not yet. *Puts in apple in Aoi's mouth* An apple for serenity! *Puts a pendant on Aoi*
A pendant for balance! *Starts singing* Beads of jade for beauty! You must proudly show it.
Now add a cricket just for luck. And even you can't blow it! *Pushes her outside*

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Aoi: *Starts walking* Ancestors, hear my plea. Help me not to make a fool of me. And to not uproot, My family tree. Keep my father standing tall... Scarier than the undertaker. We are meeting our matchmaker!

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Random Girl's Aoi's walking with: Destiny. Guard our girls. And our future as it fast unfurls.
Please look kindly on, these cultured pearls. Each a perfect porcelain doll. Please bring honor to us.
(Please bring honor to us) Please bring honor to us (Please bring honor to us) Please bring honor to us all!

(Please bring honor to us) Please bring honor to us (Please bring honor to us) Please bring honor to us all!

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