servamp headcanons

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>> i haven't finished the manga yet so i'm probably gonna be doing only the main-ish ppl

update: i got up to the latest chapter of the manga now, actually lots of weeks ago, but i only got around to posting it now. okay ty

Servamp as teachers ( or tutors ) wherein no one is a vampire;

Mahiru

- will give a 5 point deduction for every scattered piece of paper on the floor
- is in a close relationship with female teachers and mothers

Kuro

- gives you seatworks, gives you homeworks, tells you to study on your own and gives a quiz the next day
- lets other people check the papers because he's too 'tired'

Sakuya

- is on sick leave everyday

Misono

- doesn't teach in a public or a private school but is a private tutor ( obviously )
- the tutor who suddenly starts coughing blood and interrupting the lesson

Lily

- elementary teacher whom all the kids refer to with either '-chan' or '-sama' depends on their tastes
- is really scary when mad so the kids don't make him mad

Mikuni

- rants 11 hours about how lustful the students are looking at Abelle
- gives 2 big projects per day

Jeje

- shoots a kid who won't shut up with a water gun

Tetsu

- i can't imagine him being one

Hugh

- has to fight his way through a barrage of pencils, erasers, etc because the students don't think he should be a teacher
- hands in a letter of resignation after 2 hours

Licht

- "listen to my piano before we start classes or else you die"
- actually teaches home ec

Lawless

- makes nihilistic comments and depressing quotes ( or some shiz whatever )
- half of the class loves him, half of the class hates him

Tsubaki

- traumatized students being evacuated 37 minutes after the first lesson

Belkia

- ends up putting a cutter knife to a student's throat and gets kicked out
- sulks for days and takes a new job in a new school and the cycle goes on

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Ok that's enough for now tell me if i forgot someone important bai