Sandtrap
Outside the temple entrance, the Elephant from before is seen ramming into the temple’s door.
Grif: The hell are they doing out there?
(L/N): Are they trying to force their way in here?
Tucker: Yeah, they’ve been trying to do that ever since I locked it down. They’re not having much luck though, ARE YOU, FUCKING ASSHOLES?! This stuff looks like rock, but it’s way tougher.
Grif: What’s tougher than rock?
Caboose: Paper.
Tucker: How the fuck should I know? Super rock? What am I, some kind of, geographist?
Sarge: They have some kind of big machine out there.
Tucker: Yeah, they just got that thing. I think they think they’re gonna yank this door off with it. Not fucking happening.
Sarge: They wanna get their hands on that weapon?
Tucker: Yeah, and we can’t let them turn it on, no matter what happens.
Sarge: Well, why don’t we just turn it on and use it against them?
Tucker: The fuck, what!? We don’t know what it does! We can turn it on and it could make us all sterile.
Grif: Would it do that?
Tucker: Well, the last weapon we found was designed to wipe out all organic life in a huge radius.
Grif lets out an impressed whistle.
Grif: Wow… What’s a, radius?
Tucker: I don’t know, they just made me learn this crap for my dumb job. Point is, don’t touch anything. You hit the wrong button or flip the wrong switch, we’ll all be dead before you can say- Where’s Caboose and (L/N)?
The two of you can no longer be seen next to the Reds.
Sarge: Uh, I don’t think that’s how that expression goes.
Tucker: No, I mean where the fuck are they?
Sarge: Oh yeah… they do have a habit of wandering off. They've been trying to rig equipment to do something. We don’t really know what. Those boys are not quite right, you know?
Tucker: What? I just said not to touch anything, and you guys let them walk away to find equipment? What the hell is wrong with you? Man, I swear, you guys have always been idiots, but this takes the cake!
Grif: Hey! They're on your team, asshole.
Tucker: Oh. Right… Hey, uh, so if you guys aren’t doing anything, you wanna help me go find them?
Sarge: Let’s go.
Sarge and Grif begin to walk off past Tucker.
Grif: So embarrassing for you…
Tucker: Just go find the guy.
Grif: So sad…
Tucker: I fucked your sister.
Valhalla
Ruby can be seen exiting the hologram room, with the rest of her team far behind.
Ruby: Come on, hurry up!
Weiss: Calm down, Ruby, we can barely keep up with you, and you're not even using your semblance.
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