ChanBaek One shots

250 dollars

Requested~ (no smut, or fluff really)

Baekhyun's p.o.v

Why I let myself be dragged into my teachers fundraiser is beyond me. Apparently, the school needed money to help some money problems....i.e they blew it all. So since they couldn't afford actual things to sell off, they decided to sell students. I wasn't so comfortable at all when I heard those words fall out of Mrs Woo's wrinkly old mouth. But when she made it very clear to the whole auditorium, that 'our buyer' was only allowed a date with the 'product' no sexual intercourse involved. Well that she cared about.

"And explain to me one more time why we are in the line to get our names put up for sale?" I asked poking Minseok my close friend between the shoulder blades. His face scruched up as he turned around and shot daggers to me. I shrugged them off and waited for his explanation. "Oh come on Baek it's not going to be that bad" Jimin chuckled behind me. I scoffed turning to face him. "Easy for you to say we all know Yoongi is going to bid the highest to get you into bed" His red face proved I had succeeded in getting him embarrassed. "I still don't know why I'm here" Wonwoo grunted from his place beside me. "Oh if I have to deal with this torture I'm dragging my best friend into it as well" I smirked earning a silent whimper. "I'll be the one who no-one bids on" He smiled fist bumping the air. "Oh, didn't you hear my dear friend..." I caught his arm and pulled him down slightly so I could whisper into his ear "Mingyu is back in town and rumour is he started back today"

I watched my best friend stiffen as I let go of his arm, I couldn't help but laugh at his facial expression. "Hey guys why call me here?" Jinyoung asked scratching his head, a layer of sweat covered his forehead. Minseok took out a napkin and handed it over to him. He stared at me curiously, probably because I had a 'bitch try me' face on. "Why does Baek look like he could kill someone?" "I'm debating about it" I admitting turning back to Minseok who sighed deeply.

"You see we are here to sign up for that charity event" Jinyoung stared at him, his mouth open like a fish. "You mean the death sentence?" I rephrased. "You mean the end of life as we know it?" Wonwoo commented still staring into space. "Oh you mean the best night of my life?" Everyone turned to Jimin and gave him a 'what the hell?' glare.

"Hence why he doesn't have any jams!" Jin giggled from behind Jimin who sent him a warning look. I couldn't help but smile as I stared around at my friends, however I couldn't help but realise that 4 out of the ten of us were missing. "Hold up" I said causing everyone around me to stay quiet. "Where are the others?"

"NEXT PLEASE!" I could recognise that annoying voice anywhere. So without thinking I pushed past Wonwoo and Junior (my cute nickname for Jinyoung) and made my way to the top of the line pushing in front of a caked face girl. "THERE YOU IDIOTS ARE" I glared looking down at my four other friends, who sat comfortably at a large wooden table that was decorated with a cream table-cloth.

"Oh Baekhyun hi" Luhan smiled, making his eyes turn into small crescents. "You know you have to wait your turn Baekhyun" I looked over my shoulder at the girl I had pushed out of the way earlier. Her arms were crossed causing her already exposed chest to form a more define line. "And if I would have cared I would have stayed in the line" I huffed watching her face scrunch up. "Your not really cute, like everyone says you are" she said turning her nose up at me. I scoffed shaking my head. "Me not being cute and you being good in bed, wanna know what they both have in common?" I asked but when she never answered I continued "They are both lies made up by you"

Feeling that I had no further business with her I turned my back to her and continued my death glare session to my four friends. "Kyungsoo dear why the fuck are you sitting there?" I asked in the best sweet voice I could use. He stayed quiet, lowering his head slowly, faint red blush on his cheeks.