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Lusus!Kankri x Rebellious!Teen!Reader: #TRIGGERED

Warning!: Swearing, angry lusus and cheating exes!

Ex/n= Ex's name

f/m/g= favorite movie genre

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Kankri was very unhappy. Not at you (for once), per say- well, he was a bit for you breaking curfew and disobeying him, but right now his wrath was focused on another target: a certain (ex/n). Ohhh, he was going to beat the holy self-esteem out of that child.

Unfortunately, his morail, Cronus Ampora, knew what he was going to do so he followed the angered mutant all the way to a certain ex's house.

"Chief, I get that you're a bit testy-"

"Testy? Who, precisely, are you insinuating is testy? I am absolutely engulfed in righteous rage," Kankri stated bluntly, looking completely calm and collected, his stride not breaking once, as sharp and precise as his concentration.

"Yeah, okay, wvhatever. The point is, do you really wvant to givwe up your vwow of pacifism just to give this (guy/girl) a thrashin'? Not that they don't deserve it- but is this jackass wvorth it?"

"(he/she) is not, but (y/n) is." Kankri says in a clipped, firm voice that stated there was no room for debate.

He glanced at the royal-blood from the corner of his narrowed carnelian eyes. "And if you say you do not want to kill (ex/n) at this moment then you will be lying to my face," he states truthfully and stops on the pathway to a certain cheater's home.

"If you intend on stopping me, save your breath. I have made my mind up and I am not changing it," Kankri started his way up to the door.

"Look, chief, I get it. You're pissed, and ya have evwery right to be: but don't'cha think that (y/n) wvill be mad that you're takin' things into your own claws?" Cronus tried to reason, whispering frantically as they were both standing in front of the door. He immediately sealed his mouth shut while also containing the chattering of his teeth when Kankri gave him one of the most terrifying looks he'd received in all his years of life and afterwards. Even the Condesce wasn't anywhere near this intimidating, holy shell.

About that time the door opened, revealing the person whom Kankri had heard so much about but never met in person, only seen pictures. His progeny didn't want to introduce them because they thought (rightfully so) that he would scare (ex/n) away. This worked to his advantage, however, as Kankri knew that (he/she) didn't know what he looked or sounded like.

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When (ex/n) opened the door, (he/she) saw one of the most attractive trolls they ever laid eyes on; black hair with an occasional streak of candy-red, sharp ruby eyes, smooth light gray skin, and a slender figure hidden under a large red sweater and... tights? He was a bit older, but hey! You have to appreciate those with a bit more sophistication in their step!

Since (he/she) broke up with (y/n) (it was the other way around but details didn't matter), why not use the ol' sympathy routine to get another?

"Hi, beautiful, what brings you here?" (he/she) inquired smoothly and pushed back a strand of hair from their face, and looked the short troll up and down.

Cronus, however, watched from the sidelines and noticed how his morail arched a brow and pursed his lips to stop himself from ranting already, choosing instead to try and see your ex's angle. The mutant was doing a damn good job holding himself back and dealing with terrible come-on's up until the idiot tried to make themselves the victim in this situation.