LususxReader

Lusus!Gamkar x baby!reader

Gamzee and Karkat walked down the streets of Earthia, the new Alternian/human planet they had formed after Sburb.

"I'm tellin' ya Karbro, something miraculous is gonna happen today!" the highblood stated excitedly, throwing his hands in the air with a goofy grin.

"Yeah, sure Gamzee." Karkat rolled his eyes at his flushcrush with a click of his tongue, his hands stuffed into his sweater pockets and his mutated eyes glancing subconsciously about.

"I'm serious bro!" Gamzee said, turning on his heel to stare into his mutated brother's carnelian eyes while walking backwards, the candyblood merely arched an eyebrow.

"Gamzee, watch where you going you dumbass clow-" Karkat was cut off by Gamzee tripping and flailing as he thumped to the ground with a startled honk.

Karkat sighed in annoyance to mask his worry. "Are you okay, dumbass?" he helped heave the tall clown to his feet.

"Yeah, just motherfuckin peachy~" Gamzee grinned.

Karkat huffed and rolled his eyes, surprised they hadn't snapped and rolled out of his head yet with how often he'd been doing it lately. "I told you to watch where you-" the shorter troll's words were cut off by a light cry. Both Alternians looked around with wide eyes, trying to find the source of the disturbance.

"Uh... Gamzee? Did your rotten, maggot infested thinkpan catch that ungogly sound too? Or has copious amounts of time spent listening to you rambling about stupid shit ruined my intelligence."

Gamzee nodded, still looking around when he noticed a box shaking. "Karbro," the juggalo whispered and pointed to the box with a clawed finger. Karkat looked and froze. Gamzee approached the box slowly, Karkat following suit with his eyes glued to the cardboard menace. Gamzee grabbed the flaps of the box and mouthed one-two-three to Karkat before ripping them open. A small, high-pitched grumble came from the tiny being inside.

"What... the hell?" Karkat asked in shocked awe as he took in the infant's appearance. Thin tufts of (h/c) hair on its soft little head, (s/c) skin covered in a thin, fuzzy blanket and (f/c) foot-pajamas, it's little (e/c) eyes staring through cracked lids from the sudden brightness.

"Well how are you doin li'l (bro/sis)?" Gamzee cooed and picked the tiny human up under its arms. "What are you doin here?" he hummed and held the baby, cradling it in his arms and lightly tickling its belly to be graced with a string of giggles.

"Who the fuck leaves an infantile pink clump of cells on its own!?" Karkat demanded in exasperated disbelief.

"Who knows, bro? Probably some motherfucker who can't see a miraculous little (bro/sis) right in front of 'em~!" he laughed and held you up high causing you to squeal happily.

"Gamzee, we can't keep it. We have to turn it into the fucking police before we get arrested for kidnapping the little shit." Karkat stated as he rubbed his forehead, already knowing from the sparkls in his morail's eyes that it was already to late.

"What!?" Gamzee gawked, looking at Karkat like he just kicked his barkbeast. "We can't do that! They'll put poor little Miracle in a lusus-less place for unwanted motherfuckers! We can raise them together; it'll be easy as soper pie with my miraculously smart morail!"

Karkat sighed deeply and rose his eyebrow at the purpleblood. Raising a kid, huh? Well, there are worse things than raising an infant with your flushcrush.... not that he could think of any right now. ".... If we're keeping it, we are not naming it fucking Miracle."

Gamzee gave him a heart-melting grin. "So we can keep (him/her)?" he asked and held you to his chest excitedly.

Karkat rolled his eyes and nodded. "Sure. What the fuck ever. You shitpans don't listen to me anyway." the mutant huffed and took you from the highblood's grip.

You reached out your tiny hands and felt his face with a look of wonder that the candyblood couldn't contain a small smile. Karkat blinked when Gamzee gave him a mischievous grin.

"Does this mean you'll all up and be the mommy to my motherfuckin' daddy?"

"..... Gamzee, shut the fuck up."

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That's right B*TCHES! i updated!