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Brendan|Hayley


"Somehow, I don't think we'll be able to finish our marathon today."

"I know. But we can't leave it unfinished either!"

"Then I guess we'll just have to do this again."

"If this is your way of asking me out on a date, it sucks."

" *laughs* Really?"

"Really."

"Then educate me, Hayles. How do I ask a girl out on a date?"

"Well, first you take her hand, of course."

"Of course."

"Then you lean in close."

"Like this?"

"Um. Uh, ye-yeah."

"And then?"

" *deep breath* Then you, um, you say, xyz, whatever the person's name is, I really like you and I think you're great. Will you go on a date with me?"

"Okay. Hayley, whatever the person's name is, I really like you and I think you're great. Will you go out on a date with me?"

"There. That's good. Except the part after my name. That's not required."

"Oh okay. Hey, I think I can do one better. Want to see?"

"Um okay."

"So I lean in, plant a butterfly kiss on your cheek-"

"Uh. Uh. O-okay."

"And I ask you my question."

"Uh-huh."

"Hayley, I really really like you and I think you're amazing. You're probably the most amazing woman I've ever met, after my mother, and I really want to see where this goes. So... will you be my girlfriend?"

"Yes."

"Oh thank God."

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"..."

"..."

"..."

"For the record, I really really like you too."

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