Brendan|Hayley|Vanessa
"I'm beginning to think that you like talking to me, you know."
"You wish I did."
"I do wish you did. Anyway, what's up?"
"Nothing. I'm just bored."
"It wounds me that you only remember me when you're bored babe."
"Babe?! Who are you talking to Brendan? Who is this new person?"
"That sounds a lot like Nessa..."
"That's because it is."
"I want to talk to her! Or him, no judging."
"It's a her, Van."
"Okay then I want to talk to her. I really hope she isn't like Chrissy, Brendan. Damn, I hated that hoe."
"You can at least show a little bit respect."
"*snorts* Wait. Is this another one of your bimbos?"
"No. I have a feeling you'll like this one."
"I can hear everything, you know?"
"Oh trust me, I do. Anyway, I'm going to put you up on speaker, okay?"
"Okay."
"Hi! My name is Vanessa and I'm Brendan's sister. Who are you?"
"Cut it Ness."
"Um... What? Hayley, is that you?"
"Yes. Hi."
"What are you doing there? Do you know this person Brendan's talking to nowadays?"
"Don't be stupid Van."
"What do you mean?"
"He means the person is me, Nessa."
"..."
"..."
"..."
"Hello?"
"You have got to be kidding me!! Brendan is the guy you've been talking to? My brother, the doofus?"
"Hey!"
"Yes."
"But... But... How did this happen? No, ew, no!"
"Don't you remember Van? You set us up!"
"What?!"
"You switched all the numbers in his phone to mine, remember?"
"..."
"Damn it. I'm too smart for my own good."
"So you think."
"You suck."
"No, you suck."
"Stop copying me! What are you, five?"
"Fine. You're annoying."
"And you're ugly."
"I really like your second grade insults. Please, continue."
"Shut up Hayley. I'm really angry with you right now."
"What? Why?!"
"You're not supposed to be friends with my brother. He's ew!"
"Stop insulting me while I'm right here!"
"Get lost. Yes, so, next thing I know you guys will be dating and I'll be the horrible third wheel?"
"What the fu-"
"Ness, are you ok-"
"Then you'll get married and have beautiful kids and I'll be the aunt with ninety cats. That's such a sad life, it's just not fair!"
"..."
"..."
"Okay, I think Van's gone a little cuckoo."
"Shut up!"
"My point exactly."
"So how about I call you later?"
"Why would you call her later? No, don't call each other! Just don-"
"Later it is. Bye Brendan. Bye Ness!"
"Bye."
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The Wrong Number ✓
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