Brendan|Hayley|Chrissy
"What is it now, Brendan?"
"Don't any of your conversations start with hello?"
"Nope. Especially not when the conversation is with you."
"The ways in which you wound me Hayles."
"Seriously, where do you get these sickening clichéd nicknames?"
"Somewhere secret. And awesome."
"And you're sure you weren't dropped as a baby?"
"Why are you always insulting me? I have feelings too, you know?"
"I would have taken that so much more seriously if you hadn't tried to do a horrible baby voice..."
"Who are you talking to?"
"..."
"A friend."
"Is it a girl?"
"Why should it matter Chrissy?"
"Answer the question Brendan!"
"I don't think this is a good time, yeah?"
" *sighs* Yes, it is a girl."
"Who is she?"
"I told you! My friend."
"Just a friend?"
"I think I'm going to go now..."
"No Hayley, just give me a second. Damn it, Chrissy! Why is it that you don't trust me?"
"Uh... Okay..."
"Baby, it's not that I don't. It's ju-"
"No. I'm tired of you being suspicious!"
"I'm not suspicious! I'm just being normal! You see the number of girls around you an-"
"That doesn't mean I fuck every girl I see! I'm capable of having female friends Chrissy!"
"Brendan, how about I call you later, yeah?"
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