YO MAMA!

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1] Yo mama so dirty she has to creep up on bathwater.

2] Yo mama so dirty she makes mud look clean.

3] Yo mama so dirty that she was banned from a sewage facility because of sanitation worries!

4] Yo mama so dirty that you can't tell where the dirt stops and she begins.

5] Yo Mama's so dirty, she's got more clap than an auditorium.

6] Yo mama so dirty she brings crabs to the beach.

7] Yo Mama's so dirty, she has more crabs then Red Lobster.

8] Yo Mama's so dirty, she made Right Guard turn left.

9] Yo Mama's so dirty, she went swimming and made the Dead Sea.

10] Yo Mama's so dirty, a skunk smelled her ass and passed out. 

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