A woman invited some people to dinner.
At the table, she turned to their six-year-old daughter and said,
"Would you like to say the blessing?" she said.
"I wouldn't know what to say," the girl replied.
"Just say what you hear mommy say," the woman answered.
The daughter bowed her head and said,
"Lord, why on earth did I invite all these people to dinner?".
(Go checkout my other Joke Book, "The Rules of Being Black" & my awesome hood dramas "Lies of a Brooklyn Teenager" & "The Side Bitch Diaries" !)