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A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads,

"Cheese Sandwich: $1.50;

Chicken Sandwich: $2.50;

Hand Job: $10.00."

Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile,

"Can I help you?"

"I was wondering," whispers the man,

"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"

"Yes," she purrs,

"I am." The man replies,

"Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"

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