A guy walks into a pub and sees a sign hanging over the bar which reads,
"Cheese Sandwich: $1.50;
Chicken Sandwich: $2.50;
Hand Job: $10.00."
Checking his wallet for the necessary payment, he walks up to the bar and beckons to one of the three exceptionally attractive blondes serving drinks to an eager-looking group of men. "Yes?" she enquires with a knowing smile,
"Can I help you?"
"I was wondering," whispers the man,
"Are you the one who gives the hand jobs?"
"Yes," she purrs,
"I am." The man replies,
"Well, go wash your hands, I want a cheese sandwich!"