Dumb Blondes

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A blind man wanders into an all Girls Biker Bar in London, England by mistake.

He finds his way to a barstool and orders a drink. After sitting there for awhile, he yells to the waiter, 'Hey, you wanna hear a blonde joke?' 

The bar immediately falls absolutely silent. In a very deep, husky voice, the woman next to him says, 'Before you tell that joke, sir, I think it's only fair, given you are blind, to tell you you're in a girls biker bar and you should know five things: 

1. The bartender is a blonde girl with a baseball bat. 
2. The bouncer is a blonde girl. 
3. I'm a 6-foot tall, 175 lb. blonde woman with a black belt in karate. 
4. The woman sitting next to me is blonde and a professional weightlifter. 
5. The lady to your right is blonde and a professional wrestler. 

Now, think about it seriously "Mister", do you still wanna tell that joke? " 

The blind man thinks for a minute, sighs, shakes his head, and mutters, 'No, it's a good joke but not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times."

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