Jersey Shore Jokes

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Jersey Shore Jokes

Q: Why are New Jersey coastal homes falling in value again?

A: The cast of Jersey Shore returned from Italy!

Q: What's The Difference Between Jersey Girls & Trash?

A: The Trash Gets Taken Out More Often.

Q: Why did the Guido hit on the underage beach bunny?

A: He did it all for the Snooki!

Q: Why does Snooki want get into a ball and fall on New Years Eve in Time Square?

A: She's tired of balls trying to get inside her!

Q: Why did a recent OKCupid survey name Portland, Oregon as the nation's sluttiest city?

A: Jersey Shore was named the skankiest!

Q: Why did Amanda Knox get her conviction overturned?

A: After seeing the Jersey Shore they lowered their expectations!

Q: What happened after MTV debated filming Season 5 of the Jersey Shore in Italy?

A: Italy gave them the boot!

Q: Why doesn't Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino eat bananas?

A: He can't find the zipper!

Q: Why is Snooki like Ms. Pac-man!

A: Just a token and she's ready to swallow!

Q: What does J-Woww and my penis have in common?

A: They're both stuck up hot little bitches! 


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