Jersey Shore Jokes
Q: Why are New Jersey coastal homes falling in value again?
A: The cast of Jersey Shore returned from Italy!
Q: What's The Difference Between Jersey Girls & Trash?
A: The Trash Gets Taken Out More Often.
Q: Why did the Guido hit on the underage beach bunny?
A: He did it all for the Snooki!
Q: Why does Snooki want get into a ball and fall on New Years Eve in Time Square?
A: She's tired of balls trying to get inside her!
Q: Why did a recent OKCupid survey name Portland, Oregon as the nation's sluttiest city?
A: Jersey Shore was named the skankiest!
Q: Why did Amanda Knox get her conviction overturned?
A: After seeing the Jersey Shore they lowered their expectations!
Q: What happened after MTV debated filming Season 5 of the Jersey Shore in Italy?
A: Italy gave them the boot!
Q: Why doesn't Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino eat bananas?
A: He can't find the zipper!
Q: Why is Snooki like Ms. Pac-man!
A: Just a token and she's ready to swallow!
Q: What does J-Woww and my penis have in common?
A: They're both stuck up hot little bitches!
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