Ghetto Pick Up Lines

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Ghetto Pick Up Lines

#1 : "You know how some men buy really expensive cars to make up for certain shortages? Well I don't even own a car"

#2 : "Hey excuse me...I know you pregnant but when you drop that one off...ID LOVE to put another one in u"

#3 : "Honey just by seeing you from behind I know you're a well-rounded person"

#4 : "Ok, I'm here. What are your other two wishes?"

#5 : "I have good credit"

#6 : Hey, are your parents beavers, cuz DAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

#7 : "Girl you be the 6, I'll be the 9, that's only time you'll be less than a dime."

#8 : yo gurl, I heard your good at math... Cause your legs are always divided.

#9 : "I'm digging u like a shovel ma!"

#10 : Are you from the ghetto cause I'm about to ghetto hold of that ass

#11 : Watch your step gurl....don't want you to fall in love with someone else.

#12 : Hey do you have an inhaler? Cause you got that ass ma!

#13 : "The club ends at 2, I gotta go to work at 8 lets go back to your place so you can get that pussy ate"

#14 : "Aye girl let me put my direct in yo deposit!"

#15 : Do you like to draw? (yeah why?) Cuz I put the D in Raw

#16 : "Just get in tha car, bitch... im famous"

#17 : "A genie'll come out ov my penis ... For real tho but only if u rub it hard enuff"

#18 : "You a good girl, u jus need a thug in ya life to treat u rite!"

#19 : "Hey bitch u want dis dick?" 

#20 : "Come in the house and take off ur coat, open ur mouth and let me coat the back of that throat!" 

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