Brooklyn Jokes

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“The Atlantic Center Mall in Brooklyn is great, if—you’re shopping for a place to die.”

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“Manhattan: Where the dogs are in strollers and the kids are on leashes.”

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“Manhattan is the city that never sleeps, because you have to work three jobs just to afford your apartment.”

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“The unofficial flag of Queens: a stray cat in a tank top going over his computer time at a library.”

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“Brooklyn: Where someone can yell at a stranger, ‘Suck my dick!’ and the response is ‘Is it organic?’”

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