Brooklyn Jokes

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“The Atlantic Center Mall in Brooklyn is great, if—you’re shopping for a place to die.”


“Manhattan: Where the dogs are in strollers and the kids are on leashes.”


“Manhattan is the city that never sleeps, because you have to work three jobs just to afford your apartment.”


“The unofficial flag of Queens: a stray cat in a tank top going over his computer time at a library.”


“Brooklyn: Where someone can yell at a stranger, ‘Suck my dick!’ and the response is ‘Is it organic?’”

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