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Justin Bieber Jokes

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Justin Bieber Jokes

Justin Bieber told police in Miami he had consumed alcohol, smoked marijuana, and taken some prescription drugs. Or what Toronto mayor Rob Ford calls, a "light Canadian snack."

Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend's bedroom?

A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.

Q: What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty?

A: A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.

Q: Why is Justin Bieber so pale?

A: Because theres no light in the closet!

Q: How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?

A: "A few months ago" Scientists have discovered a disease that lowers your intelligence by 90% Bieber Fever

Q: Why doesn't Justin Bieber eat bananas?

A: He can't find the zipper!

Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?

A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!

Q: What does Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common?

A: Their balls are just for decoration. Did you hear about Justin's cellmate new sextape? Its called "Leave It In Bieber"

Q: What does Justin Bieber and the New Years crowd at Time Square have in common? A: They’re both waiting for balls to drop! 



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