Justin Bieber Jokes
Justin Bieber told police in Miami he had consumed alcohol, smoked marijuana, and taken some prescription drugs. Or what Toronto mayor Rob Ford calls, a "light Canadian snack."
Q: What's worse than finding a Justin Bieber CD in your boyfriend's bedroom?
A: Finding a box of tissues next to it.
Q: What’s the difference between a water bottle and puberty?
A: A water bottle has already hit Justin Bieber.
Q: Why is Justin Bieber so pale?
A: Because theres no light in the closet!
Q: How do stories from Justin Biebers early childhood begin?
A: "A few months ago" Scientists have discovered a disease that lowers your intelligence by 90% Bieber Fever
Q: Why doesn't Justin Bieber eat bananas?
A: He can't find the zipper!
Q: How did Justin Bieber hurt his head?
A: He fell off a ladder trying to reach puberty!
Q: What does Justin Bieber and a Christmas tree have in common?
A: Their balls are just for decoration. Did you hear about Justin's cellmate new sextape? Its called "Leave It In Bieber"
Q: What does Justin Bieber and the New Years crowd at Time Square have in common? A: They’re both waiting for balls to drop!