You Know You're Ghetto If ... (Continued)

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You Know You're Ghetto If... (continued)

- TURNING UP THE HEAT MEANS TURNING ON ANOTHER BURNER ON THE STOVE.


- THE BATTERIES IN YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ARE HELD IN PLACE WITH A PIECE OF TAPE. 


- YOU HAVE PROJECT HEAT. (NOTE: THIS MEANS THAT YOU HAVE TO OPEN YOUR WINDOW IN THE WINTER.) 

-  SOMETHING SMELLS SPOILED IN THE REFRIGERATOR, AND ALL YOU DO IS CHANGE THE BOX OF ARM & HAMMER BAKING SODA. 


-  YOUR DRINKING GLASSES USED TO BE JELLY JARS. 


-  YOUR FURNITURE IS COVERED IN PLASTIC. 


- YOU RUN TO GET POTS AS SOON AS IT RAINS. 


- THE ROACHES IN YOUR HOUSE ONLY COME OUT WHEN COMPANY COMES.

- THE BACK OF YOUR TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS OFF, AND YOU KNOW HOW TO MANUALLY FLUSH IT. 

- YOU HAVE MORE THAN TEN USES FOR VASELINE, AND ONE OF THEM IS SHOE POLISH. 


- YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE CLEAN UNLESS THERE IS VISIBLE BABY POWDER ON YOUR NECK AND CHEST, AND YOU AIN'T EVEN NO BABY. 


-  THE HEELS OF YOUR FEET LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN KICKING FLOUR.

- YOU USE BLACK EYE LINER TO LINE YOUR LIPS. 


- YOUR LIPSTICK MATCHES YOUR CLOTHES. 


-  YOU HAVE ROLLS IN THE BACK OF YOUR NECK. 


- YOU WEAR YOUR SHOWER CAP EVERYWHERE BUT IN THE SHOWER.

- YOU REFER TO THE HAIR AT THE NAPE OF YOUR NECK AS YOUR "KITCHEN." 

- YOU WEIGH MORE THAN THREE HUNDRED POUNDS, BUT YOU CLAIM THAT YOU CAN'T EAT EVERYBODY ELSE'S FOOD.


- YOU'VE EVER DROPPED ANYTHING AND KISSED IT UP TO GOD BEFORE YOU ATE IT. 

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