You Know You're Ghetto If... (continued)
- TURNING UP THE HEAT MEANS TURNING ON ANOTHER BURNER ON THE STOVE.
- THE BATTERIES IN YOUR REMOTE CONTROL ARE HELD IN PLACE WITH A PIECE OF TAPE.
- YOU HAVE PROJECT HEAT. (NOTE: THIS MEANS THAT YOU HAVE TO OPEN YOUR WINDOW IN THE WINTER.)
- SOMETHING SMELLS SPOILED IN THE REFRIGERATOR, AND ALL YOU DO IS CHANGE THE BOX OF ARM & HAMMER BAKING SODA.
- YOUR DRINKING GLASSES USED TO BE JELLY JARS.
- YOUR FURNITURE IS COVERED IN PLASTIC.
- YOU RUN TO GET POTS AS SOON AS IT RAINS.
- THE ROACHES IN YOUR HOUSE ONLY COME OUT WHEN COMPANY COMES.
- THE BACK OF YOUR TOILET SEAT IS ALWAYS OFF, AND YOU KNOW HOW TO MANUALLY FLUSH IT.
- YOU HAVE MORE THAN TEN USES FOR VASELINE, AND ONE OF THEM IS SHOE POLISH.
- YOU DON'T THINK YOU'RE CLEAN UNLESS THERE IS VISIBLE BABY POWDER ON YOUR NECK AND CHEST, AND YOU AIN'T EVEN NO BABY.
- THE HEELS OF YOUR FEET LOOK LIKE YOU'VE BEEN KICKING FLOUR.
- YOU USE BLACK EYE LINER TO LINE YOUR LIPS.
- YOUR LIPSTICK MATCHES YOUR CLOTHES.
- YOU HAVE ROLLS IN THE BACK OF YOUR NECK.
- YOU WEAR YOUR SHOWER CAP EVERYWHERE BUT IN THE SHOWER.
- YOU REFER TO THE HAIR AT THE NAPE OF YOUR NECK AS YOUR "KITCHEN."
- YOU WEIGH MORE THAN THREE HUNDRED POUNDS, BUT YOU CLAIM THAT YOU CAN'T EAT EVERYBODY ELSE'S FOOD.
- YOU'VE EVER DROPPED ANYTHING AND KISSED IT UP TO GOD BEFORE YOU ATE IT.
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