Be A Unicorn Today

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Sick and tired of being a sick and tired human? Well look no more because you can finally be a dream come true! Simply pass the test and sign the form and you my friend can be a unicornnnnnnnn! ⬇

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Sick and tired of being a sick and tired human? Well look no more because you can finally be a dream come true! Simply pass the test and sign the form and you my friend can be a unicornnnnnnnn! ⬇







Test:

1. What is a Uni's favorites food? Is it...

A. Cotton candy
B. Hay
C. Squirrels
D. Skittles

2. What is a Uni's safe place? Is it...

A. In a dark alley way where the gang gang go bang bang and the head leader is a squirrel
B. In the clouds
C. In the beach
D. Under your bed

3. How do you persuade a Uni to come to you? Do you...

A. Play the harp
B. Dance with a squirrel in front of it
C. Sacrifice your buddy to Uni
D. Play the xylophone


4.  What is Uni's favorite color? Is it...

A. Pink
B. Blue
C. Green
D. All of the above
E. Squirrel

5. What is a Uni's best friend? Is it...

A. Squirrel
B. Squirrel
C. Squirrel
D. Squirrel
E. You 😑



Answers revealed at the bottom...





And now for the form:

Name:
Color:
Gender:
Weapon:

Yes unicorns need weapons.




And now for the answers------>

1. D
2. D
3. D
4. D
5. C








If you passed....CONGRATS!!!!!

Failures please meet Mr. Leprechaun who awaits you in the dock of shame where your next destination is to meet the fire breathing squirrel. Nice knowing ya 😥

It's okay though he is a fine looking squirrel ;) XD

Maybe give him nuts so he can spare you.  😂

*cough cough* Anywaysssss now sit down, eat glitter, chug skittles, braid your hair and I will accept you 😇 or deny you 👿 _Bubble_Tea yes you I am highly upset at you for making my life difficult as I wrote this! Bad mija!


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