Welcome to Dani's isolation program. Here you will learn to do things to isolate yourself from the world.
Eat up! Yes just simply eat junk food when nobody is watching you.
Sit down. Simply pick a comfy spot and chillax.
Grab a phone or turn the tv on. Everybody loves that right?
You either read something or burn your eyes out by watching tv ten hours of soap operas and other shizz in a row without moving from your seat.
Great now you are a couch potato but everybody likes potatoes! Fries count too you smart aleck!
Anyways just find a time when you are literally by yourself and enjoy isolation for free plus shipping and handling for instructions for the dumb nuts.
I can already count three of you who need that instruction in hand. 😑
This is basically the life of introvert person but only much dumber and lazier. 😝