Red Vs Blue Reader Inserts [COMPLETE]

Random Head canon's + Imagines (Tucker, Caboose and Church)

Authors note: I swear to god I will give red team, Sheila and Sister some more love later. I love them all and I try to share the love (but fail terribly)

Words: 529

Characters: Half of half of my colour (Church, Tucker, Caboose)

Genre: Angst-y and romantic

Church

© Church getting incredibly pissed whenever someone insults you

© DO NOT PLAY GAMES WITH HIM. He's a sore loser and a bit of a rager

© Always snuggling till noon (Church is not a morning person)

© Hates going out with you if Felix and Tucker are involved

© Terrible aim ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

© He'd show you off as an ornament whenever Tex is around (Lost of physical contact)

© Him acting like a baby whenever you cook something he doesn't like. Very picky

© You'd both have a 20-minute screaming contest (at 2am) about who was going to take the household pet out to pee

© Church is great at singing metal and gets incredibly flustered whenever you catch him (gets especially embarrassed if you compliment him)

© Always gets angry on your behalf

© Watching horror movies are a no go, he starts screaming whenever a jump scare comes up or whenever the main character does something stupid

© Imagine if in an Au Epsilon is Church's twin brother and, when Church dies Epsilon feels like he has to replace him

Tucker

© Before you started dating him, South, Felix, (surprisingly) North and him would try and see which one could pick you up the most. North won most of the time

© He's more cautious whenever North's around

© He also wasn't obvious at all with his approach //sarcasm//

© Constantly makes songs for you (mostly raps)

© Calls during random intervals of the day and screams about how he can't control junior

© School AU: Skips class just to try and pick you up. Walks into your class room (ignores your teachers protest) and forces Frank to move from the seat next to you

© Stay at home dad who frequently sends very sexual text while you're at work

© If he isn't spamming 'Bow chika bow wow' he's spamming '( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)'

© Favourite emoji is eggplant

© Acts cocky in public but is easily shut up with a kiss of any kind

© More of a kisser but still adores hugs if they're from you

© Pesters you to skinny dip with him even during winter

Caboose

© His love letters make you doubt he is literate but they're still cute

© The worst cook ever (of all time). Somehow manages to set something on fire by just stepping into the kitchen

© Has terrible taste in clothing, always picks the most childish things

© Apart from cookies he surprisingly hates sweet things

© Sometimes things will mysteriously disappear

© The best hugger, though when he's excited (which is frequent) it's a painful bear hug

© Most times you act like her mother

© Doesn't understand the concept of jealousy but will never "share" you

© Never watches horror movies, they always should be below M

© During dinner or outings will subtly try to steal food off your plate

© So ticklish he might even wet himself if tickled hard enough

© Instead of disturbing you when he wakes up, he'll just sit there silently and wait until you wake up

© You are his body pillow which has some positives (but more negatives)

© A bad habit of babbling for years if you ever ask him about his day