The Art of Seduction (& read to end)

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Okay so I was thinking of how some of the ships low key seduced each other because come on- it's an art.

So Lily goes up to James, well not upto, rather in the same place as he is which was the library, surprisingly.

Oh my merlin, insert Janice fanning herself.

Is her skirt 3 inches shorter?

What has she done to her hair.

SHE IS BITING HER LIP. RED ALERT.

Sirius simply doesn't use his hair products or care for one day and boom Dumbledore IN THE HOUSE,

No more like Remus in the house but hey who's complaining. (Cringe because dumbledore)

Remus wears a fucking flower crown and Sirius flips.

James calls out to Lily, Alright, Evans?

The great lioness shall pounce.

Marlene McKinnon offers to do Sirius Black's hair.

Sirius Black says her hair is almost as great as his, which ends up at first making her slap at him then resulting in a shag, ft argument.

OC gives Remus coffee, honestly you'd think it was drugged but in the end it's Starbucks. Which is of course better.

EVERYONE READ BITTER SWEET TRAGEDY BY ME AND SPREAD VOTES LIKE FIRE AND MY WOLFSTAR FANFIC HEART LIKE YOURS IS GETTING STARTED AND I LOVE MY BABIES. OKAY? OKAY.

SNAPS (is on crack)

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