Changing Diapers

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James and Lily trying to change Harry ' s diaper while Sirius helps
Harry 'rotate'-

Lily: Okay, here goes nothing. -pulls Harrys pants down.

James:

Lily: Take the diaper off!

James: What?! Fine! -takes it off-

Lily:Sirius why are you smirking? James! Why's harry making that face?! Oh no.

James: HE'S GOING TO BLOOWWWW.

-James and Lily panic-

Sirius : ATTTTAACCCKKK. -Lifts harry upto Lily and James-

There is a silence followed by a small sigh after the noise of somehing finishing spraying.

Sirius: well I'll be off Prongs! Bye Prongslet!

-apparates-

James: So...

This is a true story in a way. I was with one of my aunts who recently had a baby, she was changing his diaper and suddenly the five year old comes in and goes ew, Hess so going to pee all over.

In a second as if understanding every single thing the devious little child squirts pee all over from his magical wand and soon after they are all drenched happily with pee.

Cheers!

Snaps

Dedicated to slythcrn 

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