bts oneshots (+more)

tgc; bts, exo, svt, got7 & topp dogg

warning terrible fuck, not smut but they're talking about their sex life.
warning cussing
warning... idk but yeah-
OH warning cringe level: veryvery high bc... yeah
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as the four groups laughed and sat together in their private room, the sound of four guys yelling caught their attention.

"no, fuck you i'm more gay" hansol spat as mingyu pushed his finger away

"no fuck you i'm gay" mingyu shouted as yoongi scoffed

"what the fuck aren't we all-" before he could finish, jackson comes in with some random shit

"fuck you all I'm more gay-er" jackson stood up to shout, earning a weird look from jinyoung

"jackson that isn't even a damn word" yoongi spat as jackson laughed

"says yoonhoe" he pointed out, yoongi placed jimin off his lap as he stood up to jackson

"you wanna fucking go" he spat, jackson smirked as he let go of mark's hand

"right here, right now grandpa"

"yoongi, jackson, hansol, mingyu, and baekhyun.... what the hell is going on" xiumin questioned as they all stood up, jungkook cleared his throat

"they're fighting on who's more gay" jungkook stated as he gave yano, yugyeom and sehun a thumbs up, they shot a catapult with one marshmallow landing right in  his mouth as they jumped up and high fived one another, their hyung's scoffed

"okay, get in a circle shitheads" kyungsoo stated as they all glared, but did as told, they sat in a circle as kyungsoo explained

"each of us say something we've done to see if the others did it as well. if someone says something and you haven't done it, step out and yeah... we'll see who's the gayest" as he finished, they all nodded. as the maknaes tried to join, they all shook their heads explaining that it was for grown ups as sehun and yano tried to protest that they were practically over their 20s, the hyungs sighed before mumbling a "fine"

"okay, jackson you first" kyungsoo pointed as jackson hummed, an idea hit as he smiled wickedly

"i'll go easy... rimmed your partner as lubricant" mark's face turned red as everyone looked at him, no one stood up. horny shits. it was chen's turn as he thought about it before winking at xiumin

"wow... hmm... rimmed your partner while doing 69" xiumin's eyes widens as once again no one stood up.

"did a ton of bdsm shit this week" baekhyun and chanyeol both groaned before getting up, but causing the whole group to gasp as they see taehyung still in the group along with jinyoung. have they done it with yugyeom and jung- the sound of seokjin screaming made them all jump as he glared deeply into taehyung's soul.

"you've done it to my baby kookie?!" seokjin gripped his shirt as taehyung scoffed. jungkook doesn't look that innocent, does he?

"hyung look i found a ladybug" jungkook giggled as he ran to then along with yugyeom, clearly showing that they did not hear what the others had just said. taehyung just stands up to kiss the younger male's nose as he giggled before sitting in his lap, yugyeom pouts

"how come kookie can stay but i can't" yugyeom protested as jinyoung rubbed his thigh

"um, he can't... jungkook baby, go with yugyeom to-" before seokjin could finish yugyeom interrupts

"but i wanna hear" he protested

"bu-"

"no" taehyung laughs as the younger male caused him to shut up as he sighed