bts oneshots (+more)

huhhh

warning: terrible terrible 'huhhhhh' im bored...
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jungkook: i just got back with yugyeom and he told me about this 'huhhh' challenge huehue

yoongi: oh yee

jungkook: i'm taehyung and i like to make myself look like a fuck boy to girls when i actually only fuck boys

yoongi: i'm jungkook and i do mad hip thrusts to hide the fact that i'm just a shrimp

jimin: gtxFyvyv

hoseok: i'm jimin and i like to show off my body so that people won't focus on my dwarf height

jimin: fCK yOu

namjoon: I'm jimin and I flirt with girls to hide the fact that I'm gay

jin: i-

jungkook: i'm jin and-

jin is typing...

jungkook:nvm

jungkook: i'm jin and sometimes i dream of destroying peach so that i could have mario all to myself

jimin: o

jungkook: im namjoon, i like to make girls think that I'm a puss destroyer when i actually destroy everything else but that

hoseok: LOL TRU

jimin: duehsus

jin: i'm taehyung, i stick my tongue out a lot to let people know of how much of a snake i really am

jungkook: sHIT

jin: i'm jungkook and I'm gonna get my ass beat if i don't shut the fuck up

jungkook:...

taehyung:....

jimin:....

hoseok:....

hoseok: i'm namjoon and i make fun of jimin for being so short when, I'm always down on my knees for jin

yoongi: sHIT

seokjin is typing...

jungkook: HAHA HE GON GET BEAT

jin: i'm hoseok and i wear hats a lot to take away the looks from my ugly ass face

jimin: what an insult

jin: i'm jimin i pop my ass a lot because that's the only thing that wouldn't get touched by my crush

jimin:...

jin: i'm namjoon, i'm as bad at shooting hoops as i am to entering other holes

yoongi:....fuck

jin: i'm taehyung, i may be 21 but turn those numbers around and divide them by 2 hits my age

taehyung: :(

jin: i'm jungkook, i may be the great maknae, but i still can't control my boners

jin: i'm yoongi... a slut for kumamon

jungkook: nO OMF

jimin: HYUNG

hoseok: jesus christ

taehyung:

jimin: taehyung

jungkook: bb o no..

seokjin is typing....

namjoon: jin wHY

taehyung: i'm jin and i wear fancy tops to take away the looks from my flat ass

jin: i'm taehyung and i bring my hair down to cover up my big ass forehead

yoongi: i'm namjoon, although i may be tall my dick is the size of a cheeto

namjoon: hi im yoongi, i try to act all tough and evil but when jimin shows his ass, i go straight to heaven

yoongi: tf was that

jin:... that.. that wasn't right joon

namjoon: I'm namjoon and fuck u all

jungkook: i'm jungkook and i wouldn't want your crusty ass all over me

namjoon: who said you'd top

jungkook: who said I'd bottom

jimin: i'm hoseok and im so lonely that sometimes I fuck my pillow

jungkook: i'm taehyung

jungkook: and

taehyung: kOOKIE NO

jungkook: although i go to church, i'm always out there making sins in bed

jin: i'm jin and I outta beat your asses

jungkook: i'm jungkook and that's some kinky shit

jimin: did u all hear that big thump upstairs

taehyung: oh that's jin hyung attacking jungkook

yoongi: tch

yoongi has muted the chat.