YAS GURL, IT'S A MET SHIPPING.
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If you didn't know, Lebron James plays for the Cleveland Cavaliers, so basically this ship includes Lebron James. If you don't read my rants...well then...
I'll just say I hate LeBron. Keep it short and sweet.
I've always thought of it that Gary would be a HUGE LeBron fan, well, because....
Gary and Lebron both have huge-ass egos for real. So Gary would love him, and Dawn would hate Lebron.
LOL.
Guys, seriously. Why is it named Cavalier shipping? Besides the fact about LEBRAAWWWN JAMEESSS.
Lets copy and paste from the internet.
NOUN
1.
historical
a supporter of King Charles I in the English Civil War.
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archaic
literary
a courtly gentleman, especially one acting as a lady's escort.
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archaic
a horseman, especially a cavalryman
So maybe it's cause Gary's a gentleman around Dawn? idk, I mean, they're cool around each other. He must like it how Dawn loves him for his grandfathers' poetry.
That's just ROMANTIC.
Would LeBron approve of this ship?
Does he even know what the fuck Pokemon is? Considering Pokemon GO just got released like only over a month ago, but he's probably all like "FUCK DAT SHIT I GOTTA BEAT CURRYS ASS!"
LeBron got no time to be slackin' off cause I swear Curry's gonna beat his ass. Actually, I'd highly recommend playing Pokemon go because it makes you exercise.
I will say both Dawn and Gary are attractive people, and attractive people look good together. They look cute together.
I'm not even sorry that I think Gary's attractive, but he's be more attractive if he didn't act like a spoiled fuckboy.
I think Gary does like having most girls' attention, so having Dawns isn't that bad. It's not even bad wtf, he's probably thinking about him dressed in a cheerleader outfit while waving pom-poms in the air cheering for himself.
"Gary Gary, I'm that man! If I can't have Dawn then no one can!"
*Cheerleaders cry in background from being replaced*
Dawn can teach him some cheerleading stuff so they can both wave pom-poms in the air like there's no tomorrow.
Besides, both of them have someone in their family who's famous. Johanna being a top coordinator, and Professor Oak being, well, a professor. Pretty much the most popular professor to exist in Pokemon.
Rate I give this ship: 8/10 I like it, but I don't really prefer the name. Makes me think of LeBron *shivers*
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