Niall: You wiped the tears off of your cheeks as you dove into your bed and wrapped the covers around you. He hurt you. You sobbed and thought about the situation to yourself. Just because my spaghetti wasn't good, that didn't mean anything, right? You thought. But then there was the ass of a boyfriend Niall who came home, chilled out and wasn't appreciative of your actions. That made you cry harder, because you realized how pathetic this situation is. "Listen (Y/N), I didn't really think your spaghetti was that horrible. I'm just tired and stressed out from work, and I didn't mean to take it all out on you, the one I love!" the Irish accent is soft in your ear and his arm wraps around you. "I'm selfish, unappreciative. And I'm....selfish and unappreciative. I'm sorry for everything I said to you cupcake." he says kneeling next to your side of the bed. You looked directly into your boyfriend's sad eyes. He looked extremely tired. "It's okay Niall. I'm sorry for overreacting." you said and pulled Niall in bed with you. You guys were in mid-kiss when the fire alarm went off. "OH SHIT NIALL IS THE STOVE OFF!?"
Josh: You can't believe he FARTED on you. Your life was falling apart. Humans may as well as poop cheesecake now and trees should grow vaginas. Goddamn PMS. Everything people did annoyed you. Especially when your dumb boyfriend farts on you. Finally, about 70 million years later your boyfriend becomes all sympathetic and knocked on your door. "Hey (Y/n)...I just wanted to say I'm sorry for farting in your face. You don't deserve that. You're a much more important and special person to me and don't deserve to smell my erm body odor." your boyfriend apologizes, and you could see him trying to hold back laughter. You open the door and jump into Josh's open arms. Thankfully you had an old burrito in your closet and you ate it, knowing he was gonna come back and apologize. As you smelled his delicious cologne on his neck, you sharted (shit farted) in his arms. He glared at you, smoke coming out of his nostrils. A piece of his nose hair fluttered onto your arm.
Louis: You drove to Dani's house. "DANIELLE!" you said running in. "Hey (Y/n) woahhh why are you crying babe?!" she said hugging you. "LOUIS IS A DUMMIE AND HE MADE FUN OF MY OUTFIT." you said through tears. "Are you for cereal? Come on (Y/n) we are gonna go to your house and kick his large sassy assy off his butt bones. Like he should be talking? He looks like he owns a boat!" she says. Dammmm. shits bout to go down at the Tomlinsons'.
Liam: He grabs your hand. "I'm soo sorry, I'm such an idiot. I am getting mad at you, who cares about me. I'm a horrible person!!!!!" and he runs away from you. What the hell just happened?
Harry: "I'm sorry love I didn't mean to call you fat." You cried in the bathroom. He unlocked the door with a key and vomited in the toilet.
Zayn: "Your vagina smells good I'm sorry for offending you!" he says pounding on the door with a bottle of vagina perfume. (xD vagina perfume!)
