INTERVIEW #6 LAYLA (SO MANY TTB QUESTIONS!!)

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                                              SO MANY TTB QUESTIONS!!!!

Interview: "HELLO EVERYBODY AND WELCOME TO OUR FIFTH TTB INTERVIEW! This time we have our loveable, spunky, comical, happy, and amazing character of TTB, Layla! It's very nice to have you here today girl"

Layla: "Oh I'm excited as well :D. Kinda nervous really hehe.

Interviewer: So tmheald9600 asks:

"How do geel anout Bick"s fojdnesscfor the saying "Dat Ass"? And on a scale of 1- 10 how pleased were you with Brittany's (much desrved) beating?"

Layla: "What language are you speaking?! I need a translator!"

Interviewer: "I think what this person meant to say was "How do you feel about Nick's fondness for the saying "Dat Ass"? And on a scale of 1 to 10, how pleased were you with Brittany's (much deserved) beating?""

Layla: "Ohhh, ok. I can kind of be a grammar freak sometimes. *laughs* But Nick's fondness for that saying? I've often wondered why exactly he says it... constantly... whenever he feels like... in situations were it makes absolutely no sense... and then when I call him on it, he replies: "It's not supposed to make sense, babe, it's DAT ASS!" which is just even more confusing. I usually just take it as a compliment, though. I mean, I'm a little insecure, but if my mate feels I have a great ass, then I guess I do... I'll just take his word for it. He hates how insecure I am. Whenever I start to call myself fat, or ugl--"

Nick: "DON'T EVEN FINISH THAT SENTENCE!"

Layla: "Where the hell did you come from?!"

Nick: "Dat Ass. I'm out. Peace!"

Layla: ".......... My mate........."

Interviewer: "Where is security?!"

Nick: "YOU'LL NEVER TAKE ME ALIVE!!!"

*Audience watches as the two hefty security guys chase Nick across the stage leaving Layla gaping after him*

Interviewer: "Um, anyway... what were you saying Layla?"

Layla: "I, uh... Sorry, he's just so out there. I love it. *laughs* I was saying that he never lets me say those things about myself as you could tell. He always cuts me off, usually with a kiss, as he tells me how much he loves me the way I am."

*Audience: "AWWWWWWWW!"*

Layla: "Thanks guys. *smiles* And then on a scale of 1 to 10 how much I loved Brittany's beating, I'd say about 13,311,816... However, I think I would've been a lot more satisfied if Sophy had gotten a similar punishment... Nobody gets near Nick, but me... *growls lightly* I think I'm a little more protective than he is..." 

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