Axe Knight: GET OUT
Kirby: Whyyyyyy?
Mace Knight: YOU'RE RUINING THE SONG
Kirby: ...You guys are a band?
Mace Knight: Obviously.
Kirby: Wha-
Axe Knight: Just local. And way better than the Deedly Dees. Now scram! *Punts Kirby across the room*
Kirby: POOOOOYYYY! *Crash-lands in a random pile of boxes*
Axe Knight, completely ignoring that: One, two, one two three four-
Trident Knight: *Immediately punctures one of the drums* Oops.
Axe Knight: Tride what the hell.
Javelin Knight: *Drops a microphone, causing for very loud microphone feedback to reverberate throughout the room*
Mace Knight, panicking from the sound and trying to get away from it: *Knocks over Axe's microphone stand*
Axe Knight: *Gets knocked over by the microphone stand and lands on his guitar, causing even more microphone feedback and lots of offkey guitar sounds*
Kirby: ...Man, I don't even have to mess with you guys, you're screwing everything up perfectly fine on your own.
*All four of the Meta-Knights immediately glare over at him*
Kirby: Oh poyo-
*Meta Knight and Captain Vul can only stare in baffled silence when a trumpet-shaped Kirby waddles past them in the hall*
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RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
