Kirby: *Humming happily as he walks around with a Maximum Tomato* Hi, Meta! You look hungry.
Meta Knight: *The usual silence*
Kirby: *Holds tomato up* Would you like some?
Meta Knight: Hm, that is rather kind of you, Kirby. All right.
Kirby: *Stuffs the tomato in his own mouth and swallows it*
Meta Knight: ...Kirby, you just ate it-
Kirby: *Steps closer with an evil smile*
Meta Knight, realizing: Oh no. No - Kirby! Don't you dare - get away from me! I changed my mind! Kirby!!
Kirby: *Shares the tomato in Dream Land's unique, special way. if you know, you know*
Meta Knight: ACK
*It's a good thing Kirby just had a Maximum Tomato, as Meta Knight proceeds to beat the poyo out of him*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
