Kirby: Knock knock!
Meta Knight, with his back to Kirby: I am not answering that.
Kirby: Hmph, fine. He's coming to you, then. *Walks in front of Meta Knight and holds up a picture of Big Chungus*
Meta Knight, annoyed: Get that away from me!
Kirby: Okay! *Pushes it up closer to Meta Knight's face*
Meta Knight: Away, not closer! *Pushes it away with his sword*
Kirby: Okay, so over here? *Tapes the Big Chungus image to the wall*
Meta Knight: Take that down!
Kirby: Why, poyo? It's just a funny little cartoon rabbit!
Meta Knight: It looks tacky there.
Kirby: So here, then, poyo? *Moves it two millimeters to the left*
Meta Knight: It looks tacky everywhere! Get it out of my ship!
Kirby: *Walks outside and tapes the Big Chungus PNG up on one of the cannons*
Meta Knight, having followed Kirby: *Unamused glare*
Kirby: What? You said to get it out of your ship, and it's outside now.
Meta Knight: You know what I meant! Get it out of here!
Kirby: Go print more of them? Okay!
Meta Knight: NO!!
[Ten minutes later]
*Main cannon #2 is now completely covered in Big Chungus images*
*The walls of the control room are covered in Big Chungus images*
*The wallpaper of Meta Knight's computer has been set to Big Chungus*
*Big Chungus images are taped up randomly throughout several corridors*
Kirby: *Humming happily and horribly offkey as he begins to paint the front of the Halberd to look like Big Chungus's face*
Meta Knight, with a whole roll of packing tape: *Tackling Kirby and furiously attempting to tape a crumpled image of Big Chungus over his face*
Kirby: POYYYYYYYYY *Dramatically flails around*
*Despite his best efforts, Kirby is ultimately Big Chungus'd*
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