Kirby: So, like, what do you guys do?
Sword Knight and Blade Knight: *Shrug*
Javelin Knight: *Can't shrug, even though he wants to*
Trident Knight: ...Security, I guess?
Kirby: Well, you guys are pretty bad at it, considering I'm standing right here on the deck.
Trident Knight: Not anymore *Punts Kirby into the air*
*Kirby's desperate cry of "POOOOOOOYOOOOOOoooooo" gradually fades out as he falls from the sky and goes kerplunk! into the ocean*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
