Meta Knight: *Looking around the room, realizing one of his knights is missing* Where is Axe Knight?
Mace Knight: He didn't want to come out of his room because someone stole his helmet while he was sleeping.
Meta Knight, sarcastically: I wonder who that could have been.
*Kirby enters the room right on cue, wearing Axe Knight's helmet and a red beard he got at the dollar store*
Kirby: Hinga dinga durgen! Ja ja smörgåsbord, IKEA swedish meatballs, blah blah blah something about Thor and long boats, yeehaw PewDiePie
Mace Knight: There were so many racist stereotypes rolled up into that, I can't even—
Meta Knight: But I can! *Furiously kicks Kirby through the ceiling*
*Captain Vul grumbles in the background because they just had to fix the Kirby-shaped dent in the wall yesterday, and now there's another one in the ceiling*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
