Kirby: *Walks into the control room, dragging a very large snake* I found this cute little guy in the woods, can we keep him?
Captain Vul, already freaking out: SQUAWK NO! Get that thing out of here!!
Meta Knight: It was rather rude of you to remove that creature from its natural habitat, Kirby. I advise you to return it to the place you found it.
Sailor Dee: *Trembling and hiding behind Meta Knight* What if it tries to eat us??
Axe and Mace, who get eaten by Kirby all the time: *Give Sailor Dee an annoyed look*
Meta Knight: ...Kirby, where did the snake go?
Kirby, looking at his now-empty hand: Oops, I must've dropped it.
Captain Vul and Sailor Dee: *Scream and begin to run around the room in panic*
Mace Knight: *Holding the snake up by its neck* I found it
Captain Vul: Well don't just stand there and hold it! Get rid of it!! NOW!
Mace Knight: *Blindly chucks it off to the side*
Kirby: *Gets hit in the face by the snake* POY!!
*The crew all stands by idly and watches as the snake is attempting to devour Kirby*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
