Kirby, talking with random villagers: Yeah, Meta Knight's, like, a total dork.
Meta Knight, appearing suddenly on top of a building: Hmm.
Kirby: Eep! *Runs away before Meta Knight can attack him*
Meta Knight: *Jumps down in front of Kirby, cutting off his path* Kirby, I would appreciate it if you were to stop spreading these ridiculous rumors about my crew and I.
Kirby, innocently: What rumors, poyo?
Meta Knight: *Holds up a Team Fortress 2 "Soldiers eat babies!" poster with Vul's face taped over it* Are you telling me you did not make this?
Kirby: ...Nope, never seen that in my life, poy.
Meta Knight, sarcastically: Right, just like how you didn't try to convince the townspeople that Axe Knight is Sans and that Mace Knight is Master Chief.
Kirby: There's no "try" about it. I did.
Meta Knight: .....I-
Meta Knight: Whatever. What about all these "missing child" posters? *Holds up a "Have you seen me?" poster with a rather unflattering picture of Sailor Dee on it* I do believe he is not missing.
Kirby: *Slowly points at the Vul eats babies poster*
Meta Knight: Kirby, do not tell me you are insinuating that-
*A panicking crowd of Cappies suddenly rushes by, crying "Run!! It's the baby eater!!!!"*
Meta Knight, very unamused as usual: ...You did.
Kirby: *Smiles wider* It's all in the juxtapoy-sition
Meta Knight: I'm considering putting you up for adoption.
Kirby: You were my dad in the first place??
Meta Knight: *Mysteriously walks away*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
