Kirby: *Inhales Sailor Dee, waddles off to White Wafers, and then spits him out and leaves him there*
Sailor Dee: I-It's too cold!!
Kirby: *Inhales Axe Knight, jumps up to the highest point on the Halberd, and then leaves him up there*
Axe Knight: *Screams because he's afraid of heights*
Kirby: *Inhales Mace Knight, then leaves him on the underside of the ship*
Mace Knight: *Screams because it's scary down there*
Kirby: *Walks into the control room and finds Vul and Meta Knight glaring at him* Hi!
Meta Knight: *Grabs Kirby and spikes him into the ground like a football*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
