Meta Knight: ...Kirby, are you all right? You seem...strange.
Kirby: *Stands there silently, rocking a bit and going cross-eyed* Poy?
Meta Knight: Stranger than usual, that is.
Kirby: ....I'unno, poy, all I did was eat these funny tasting brownies Axe Knight had in his nightstand
Meta Knight: WHAT
Axe Knight: WHAT?!
Meta Knight, furiously turning to Axe: WHAT?!?
Axe Knight: *Blinks and runs off*
Kirby: *Flops onto his face and mumbles incoherent gibberish*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...