Kirby: *Trying to find a place to sleep in the sleeping quarters* Ugh, this bed's too hard...this one's also too hard! And this one's all lumpy...another one that's too hard...too soft...too hard again...OOH, this one's nice! Nice and comfy...Zzzz.
Rest of the crew: *Comes in that night to go to sleep*
Axe Knight: *Flicks the light on*
Sailor Dee: MEH! There's something in my bed!!
Mace Knight: Looks like it's been in ALL of our beds... *Glares at the sleeping Kirby*
Kirby: *Having sweet dreams. Literally. It's about strawberry cake*
Captain Vul: Grrr, you want to sleep in our beds so much, then FINE! ENJOY IT! *Suffocates Kirby with a pillow until Meta Knight shows up and intervenes*
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Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
