Kirby, smirking: Meta Knight suuuucks
Sailor Dee: No! He's good! He's the best!!!
Kirby: Nah, he's lame, poyo
Sailor Dee: He is not!
Kirby: Is too
Sailor Dee: IS NOT!!
Kirby: He's never won a fight against me, poy. He's weak. And short. And a poyoing loser.
Sailor Dee: NO HE'S NOT!
Kirby: And he's a big dork
Sailor Dee: Nuh-uh! Meta Knight is awesome!!
Kirby: Awesomely stupid.
Sailor Dee: Grrr..!! DWEE DWEE DWEE *Repeatedly whacks Kirby with his mop, much to Kirby's surprise*
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