Kirby: *Reading aloud* Dear diary, Meta Knight is so cool, he is so strong and awesome. He's flawless, and dare I say a bit handsome—
Captain Vul: *Loudly caws and slaps the book out of Kirby's stubs*
Kirby: ......
Captain Vul: ......
Meta Knight: ......
Captain Vul: *Slaps Kirby to the ground with the book*
YOU ARE READING
Ways to Get Kicked Off the Halberd
RandomJoin everyone's favorite pink puffball as he makes it his mission to annoy the Halberd's crew to death! Note: don't try these at home. Alternative title can be "Ways to Die on the Halberd" since Kirby meets a different comeuppance at the end of all...
